(Pre-script: Hey guys!
So, I was just browsing through chatrooms the other day and I stumbled across one which piqued my interests. It was a closed group. Somehow, I got a chance to chat with a time-traveller. This is an excerpt from the chat.
Please read till the end!)
Me: Time-travel Enthusiast here.
Traveller: Time-Traveller here.
Me: Really? Are there real travellers here?
Traveller: Yeah. I am one of em.
Me: Lol. Which year r u from?
Me: So, how’s world?
Traveller: So you wanna know the future?
Traveller: What do you wanna know?
Me: How is everything? WW3 happen yet?
Traveller: Not yet. But the rumor has been hovering like forever!
Me: So is it gonna happen soon?
Me: So is the US still a super-power? Who is leading them?
Traveller: Yeah! And the president is a transgender. He was the leader of the LGBT Rights Commission before becoming the president of the states. He is one hell of a leader!
Me: When did Trump go?
Traveller: A year and a half after he became the prez!
Traveller: The books say somebody grabbed him by his d**k and threw him out of the office! Turns out he is not the only one who can do some private-part-grabbing!
Me: Now I wanna know about my country..How is India doing?
Traveller: Still a developing country. #5th on the corruption list.
Me: Who is the prime minister?
Traveller: I don’t remember the lady’s name.. But she is good. Better than any man who led the country. At least that’s what the people say!
Traveller: Most populated. Surpasses China by 2020.
Traveller: Merged with Pakistan and Bangladesh again.
Me: Oh! That’s good.
Me: What about terrorism?
Traveller: Lowest rates in decades.
Me: How is transportation in 2049?
Traveller: Almost the same..
Me: Come on..you are lying right?
Traveller: Nope! Not much in the automobile industry.
Traveller: Germany has lost control of their engineering strongholds. Volkswagen is in debt.
Me: What about the tech industry?
Traveller: Google has a really good competitor. Baidu is spreading their reach. Expanding beyond China!
Traveller: Facebook is out of business, but the other branches of Facebook like whatsapp are doing good!
Traveller: Later Apple was challenged by a new brand called THE MELON!
Traveller: I have told you too much already. I have to go now!
Me: Wait! I have one more question.
Me: Is there something very important that is going to happen and I should know about?
Traveller: As I said I have already said too much. But I’ll say this though –
Traveller: Watchout! Cause WINTER IS HERE!